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April 19, 2011

How are these jokes.?

Filed under: Jokes & Riddles — admin @ 1:49 am
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Aq asked:


most are old,i,m not sure
1-
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child.
She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

2-
While filling out an employment application, a man paused over this question:
“Person to notify in case of an accident.”
Finally he wrote, “Anybody in sight.”

3-
Q. What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A. The ones in the casinos are serious

4-
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. However, the first man to arrive was a total stranger.”You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him

5-
Wife: You say I look old but people still praise me.
Husband: It must be Ricky.
W: How do you know?
H: He is a SCRAP DEALER

6-
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

7-
After a dinner speech, the speaker scolded his secretary:
“Why did you write such a long speech for me? You saw how those people were feeling bored!”
The secretary replied, “Sir, it wasn’t a lengthy speech at all; but I did make one mistake- I gave you all 3 copies of the speech.”

8-
Ferdinand walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many
characters!”
The Librarian replied, “oh, you must be the person who took our phone book.”

cheers

April 15, 2011

Am i insecure? long post?

Filed under: Marriage & Divorce — admin @ 1:10 am
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Cannetellya W asked:


Am i insecure?

Hey i need your help & some advise to put my mind at rest and get an opinion from girls as well as guys, should i be like this? (this is a long post so please be aware!)
I have been with my fiancée for 14 years now, ever since we were 13 years old (I’m now 26 and she is 27). We have 2 of the sweetest children in the world, a house, our own car and we earn a decent living together. I have worked ever since i was 13 years old, and since that time i have always handed over my wage to her, for paying the bills and getting us by.. She is better with money than me and i trust her in that sense. I have always given her anything that she wanted, rings, cars, cash.. and i consider myself a pretty decent guy i don’t really go out clubbing, i don’t drink all that often and keep a small circle of friends.

In this time she has kissed a guy behind my back that she has admitted that she did it. This was when we where 18. At 20 on my birthday she said that she wanted to separate for no apparent reason.. i was heartbroken of course.. she said that she was having a break down due to lack of a life but at that point in our lives she was working, visiting her friends daily & nightly as was i, so it was quite unusual for her to say that.. After about a month of separation she started to contact me again saying that she missed me and that we where soul mates and so on.. So i decided to meet her at her house. We were speaking in the bedroom, when she left the room and left her phone on the bed. I thought what the heck and checked it.. There were a few messages from a guy that she used to visit calling her “babe” and so on. Obviously I went little nuts and asked what the hell she was doing. She said that the guy was stalking her.

A week or so past by and i drove past the place she worked one day and saw her and the guy speaking outside, i didn’t stop or do anything about in my mind that was clarification enough in my mind that he was obviously not a stalker and that there was something going on. This guy somehow got my cell number and started sending text messages saying that he has slept with her and explained in detail her room, and certain body marks, my fiancée (at the time) swore to god that nothing had happened and that she was completely innocent. I went to see the guy, gave him a slap and told him enough is enough and he needs to get a grip… he maintained that this had happened and why the hell would he lie and have such details
I don’t know why but i went with my gut and believed my fiancée, and we went on as before.
Fast forward 6 years and we have 2 children a house and everything is going really well, i wouldn’t swap it for the world we are truly blessed and after everything that happened in the past I’m glad we did get back together regardless as i wouldn’t have my little angels.

Now recently she is starting to act weird again, and its driving my crazy. She has started going out over the week days and odd weekends with her friends to bars, casinos etc and adding members of staff at these places to her face book , chatting with them etc .. i have checked her phone a few times and she keeps deleting her messages inbox, outbox, every day which has never done before.. and I’m starting to get suspicious. Like i have asked her why she keeps deleting her messages and talking to these guys from the bars and she says it’s just friendly chat and the messages she “accidently” deleted a few times? and that I’m insecure.. But don’t i have a right to be?
My concern is not loosening my fiancée, if it ever came out me that something had happened my main focus would be to take care of my children, i thank god for my family but i really don’t want to loose my kids if it turns out she has or is intending to do something.

I sound a big soft ass, but im actually a pretty confident guy, i know what i want. Im a very loyal person, i have never cheated or with intent looked at another girl, or if i have been offered in the past i explain that i have a fiancée and that we have kids.
So what do you think i should do? Continue to check her phone, see whats going on and get on her case? Or just sit back and relax and whatever happens happens.. am i insecure?

Thanks
T

April 12, 2011

Who is your favorite Baddie?

Filed under: Polls & Surveys — admin @ 5:28 pm
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tornadogal asked:


either from movies or books…post a pic if you can plz

Mine is Mads Mikkelsen as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale and Tonny in The Pusher Trilogy

check out his badness here….http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/mads_mikkelsen

April 9, 2011

Where can I find a book or a site for an EASY explaination on how to play Keno, Powerball, etc?

Filed under: Gambling — admin @ 4:08 am
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Rrrow asked:


Anytime I read the back of one of those cards or papers, it seems so complicated. I’m sure I seem like a dummy to all the people who whiz right through it, but if a person has never played it before how are they to know? So, is there some kind of “Gambling for Dummies” out there? Lol! That would be great actually : ) I want to know the ins and out of Keno and how I should pick the numbers on Powerball and Megabucks. I’m assuming on some there are certain things you should know before you play and I sure do want to know before I do. Please help. Oh and I do already know about Video Poker and Casino Gambling such as Roulette or Blackjack. Thanks so much for your time!

April 7, 2011

Life problems that really bring me down. help anyone?

Filed under: Religion & Spirituality — admin @ 10:44 pm
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jo0o0osh asked:


I’m an American Muslim, and I converted to Islam when I was just a child, both me and my mother did after she married an arab.. 15 years laters and now I’m here in the states after living in the middle east all this time and I’ve been here for close to about 15 months, I live alone with my grandparents because I need a place to stay while I’m going to college.. It’s been all work and studying for me as I’m a very serious person and I don’t go out besides to school and to the masjid/mosque/house of prayer every Friday… Everything was fine until about a month ago when my grandparents and family members who live with me, indirectly how they think that Islam is too extreme and that I follow it too strongly.. Only because I don’t drink, I don’t eat pork, and I view gambling as haram (a sinful act). My family calls me an extremist, in a jokingly way, however it’s been a very stressful time for especially moving away from all my family friends in the middle east to a new country and a place where I’m alone, so to speak. All my family, besides my step father, siblings and mother are catholics.. and I love them dearly, however how can I tell them to respect me and respect my decision as being a muslim and living the life style I do.. My family likes to party and have fun (especially hold poker nights or go to the casinos), whereas I like to be in my room, reading a book, watching a movie or studying, as compared to going out and having fun.. Because of how I live my life, they judge me on that.. It’s been stressing me out and I don’t know what to do..

How do professional gamblers make a living if casinos kick them out?

Filed under: Gambling — admin @ 8:11 am
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Brian asked:


If they keep winning fair and square, eventually they’ll get kicked out, right? I hear this happens at sports books, too. If you bring out more money than you bring in every time, eventually they’ll catch on to you, then not let you play anymore. At least, that’s what I keep hearing. Then how do some people make a living just off gambling?

April 6, 2011

63 Annoying Questions Survey?

Filed under: Polls & Surveys — admin @ 9:15 am
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I Stuck Skittles Up A Sheeps Bum asked:


Song that always makes you sad:
Last thing you bought:
Last person you argued with:
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on?
One of your nicknames as a kid:
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync CD?
Favorite day of the week:
Favorite Sundae topping:
Did you take Piano lessons?
Most frequent song played:
TV show you secretly enjoy:
Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
Date someone older or younger:
One place you could travel right now:
Do you use umbrellas in the rain?
Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Favorite Cheese:
Britney Spears or Madonna:
Blondes or Brunettes:
Best job you ever had:
Did you go to your high school prom?
Perfect time to wake up:
Perfect time to go to bed:
Do you use your queen right away in chess?
Ever been in a car accident?
Closer to mom or dad…or neither:
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly?
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood?
Were you in track and field?
Were you ever in a school talent show?
Have you ever written in a library book?
Allergic to:
Favorite fruit:
Have you watched Desperate Housewives?
Baseball hat or Beanie:
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste:
Pen or pencil:
Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Have you thrown up on a plane?
Have you thrown up in a car?
Have you thrown up at work/school?
Do you scream on roller coasters?
Who was your first prom date?
Who was your first roommate?
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time?
What was your first job?
What was your first car?
When did you first go to a funeral?
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
Who was your first grade teacher?
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time?
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents?
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman?
What is the first thing you do in the morning?
What was the first concert you attended?
First tattoo or piercing?
Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
First celebrity crush?

Song that always makes you sad:
Last thing you bought: A packet of Crisps
Last person you argued with: My Foster Sister
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on? Yes
One of your nicknames as a kid: Mikel
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync CD? No
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Favorite Sundae topping: Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate
Did you take Piano lessons? Yes, when I was 8 9 or 10
Most frequent song played: Hot N Cold – Katy Perry
TV show you secretly enjoy: Desperate Housewives (But ssshhh!!! don’t tell anyone!)
Would you rather play basketball or hockey? Basketball
Date someone older or younger: Don’t Mind
One place you could travel right now: China, USA, Japan or Austrailia
Do you use umbrellas in the rain? Nope, I believe Umbrellas promote Communism
Do you know all the words to your national anthem? Nope :(
Favorite Cheese: Red Chedder
Britney Spears or Madonna: Britney!
Blondes or Brunettes: Don’t Mind
Best job you ever had: Too Young
Did you go to your high school prom? Too Young and I don’t think it would like to since it would be all boys :(
Perfect time to wake up: 7a.m.
Perfect time to go to bed: 12 midnight
Do you use your queen right away in chess? Nope
Ever been in a car accident? Nope Thank God
Closer to mom or dad…or neither: I Don’t Know… Mom?
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly? My Hand lol Joke
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager? 90s
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? *** question but I guess the ones I’m wearing now
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood? Still kinda in my childhood
Were you in track and field? No
Were you ever in a school talent show? No
Have you ever written in a library book? No (I’m a good boy)
Allergic to: Penecillian
Favorite fruit: Strawberrys!!!
Have you watched Desperate Housewives? All the Time but ssshhh!!!
Baseball hat or Beanie: Both
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? Dunno?
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: Wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on and brush (It’s not Rocket Science!)
Pen or Pencil: Pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino? Not yet ;-)
Have you thrown up on a plane? Don’t think so
Have you thrown up in a car? Think so
Have you thrown up at work/school? Think so
Do you scream on roller coasters? Depends
Who was your first prom date? As I said earlier
Who was your first roommate? Haven’t left home yet
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time? Wine but i was 4 and it was just a sip
What was your first job? Too Young
What was
It’s been 15 minutes and nobody has answered :(
Are you all answring at the moment?
Is that it?!

April 2, 2011

How are the odds for sports betting (like football) calculated?

Filed under: Gambling — admin @ 4:59 pm
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Henry asked:


In theory, odds are set by the amount of money bet. Do Vegas sports book set the odds on sports gambling, or only the opening line or do they adjust as money comes in. l notice that almost all the casinos have the same odds per game (or close too it) & wonder how that can be, l have trouble believing that the betting pool is the same in all casinos.

April 1, 2011

Are you a fan of James Bond?

Filed under: Movies — admin @ 6:21 am
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Tet asked:


Do you plan on seeing the new Blond James Bond “Casino Royale,” and if you’ve already skedaddled off to the theater and ha’ seen it, did you like the books written by Ian Fleming or did you like the movies better….?

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