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September 26, 2011

Should I continue my tradition and go to Vegas for my birthday trip or go to WWE event to see John Cena wrestl?

Filed under: Wrestling — admin @ 8:09 am
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s l asked:


I can not make up my mind because all of Las Vegas hotels and casinos are on the list for bed bugs and if I stay at the hotel in Rochester, NY, it is not on the list for bed bugs. If I go to Las Vegas I have 5 free nights and 2 nights for a total of only $112 at Harrah’s Hotel and Casino. If I go to Rochester, NY, I will only be there from 06/10/11-06/12/11, and the hotel room is $440 on the concierge’s floor and that is the cheapest available rate that they had at the time I booked at the hotel.

Should I follow my tradition and go to Las Vegas for my birthday trip or go to WWE event in Rochester, NY on 06/11/11, to see John Cena wrestle at a house show since I not gone to a WWE event since Raw on August 31, 2009?

September 16, 2011

ÄÄ•• Can you write a wee story about a cruise gone wrong, that includes 6 of these phrases?

Filed under: Words & Wordplay — admin @ 11:47 am
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ILOveDillon asked:


Nope….Not homework, not even close…….Merely good, wholesome fun on YA.

1. The name of this ship is WHAT?!!
2. Okay…..Who stole my _______?
3. OMG !! Is that Kevin Costner?!
4. Awwww, that was so ______ of _______ to _______.
5. Well, shiver me timbers.
6. I am turning green and I can’t find my pills…….Just throw me over board.
7. The captain just announced ________.
8. Bell,book and candle.
9. Probably NOT until sundown.
10. And by giftshop you mean the casino, fight?!

September 12, 2011

?funny or not?

Filed under: Jokes & Riddles — admin @ 4:26 pm
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sweetthang_1991_2010 asked:


THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON’T
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> 1. Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton…
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> 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
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> 3. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a ‘tittle’.
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> 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
> continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
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> 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. ( NO WAY !!!)
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> 6. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
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> 7. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
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> 8. The ‘spot’ on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
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> 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
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> 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
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> 11. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog
> 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
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> 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
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> 14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
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> 15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830′s as medicine.
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> 16. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.
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> 17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.)
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> 18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
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> 19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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> 20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
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> 21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
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> 22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
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> 23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Mom – Bubba would like this one!)
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> 24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original ‘Halloween’ was a Captain Kirk’s mask painted white.
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> 25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)
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> 26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)
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> 27. The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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> 28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
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> 29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It’s the same with apples
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> 30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
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> 31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher..
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> 32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
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> 33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.
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> 34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. ‘Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her ***** off to jail.’

September 9, 2011

Wedding Rip Off in Gran Canaria, what do you think?

Filed under: Weddings — admin @ 5:11 pm
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Ellie asked:


Gran canaria sunshine weddings.
www.wedding-planner-gran-canaria.com
www.grancanariasunshineweddings.com

Think twice about getting a wedding planner in gran canaria!!
Here’s why…
Hi, I got married in Pureto Rico in August, Pureto Rico has some beautiful places, also pureto mogan, its beautiful.
As For Gran canaria sunshine weddings, they are great help UNTILL YOU PAY THEM.
I had numerous of problems and loads of things that were ment to be in my package that I had paid for, were NOT there for my wedding reception.
We had originally planned all the wedding ourselves, untill the hotel we had booked for our reception became unavailable to hold our reception. A few weeks away from our wedding date, naturally i started to panic. I got onto gran canaria weddings via the internet, and to my delight, they were able to help us. Great!….eh.. not so great. From the word go they knew that we had most of the wedding already sorted, that we just needed a reception. we then saw on there website that they do vegas themed weddings, so we decided to go with the package as it sounded lovely….
Las Vegas Theme, you can either have just the show which is a 45 min- 1 hour show with a 5 piece (female singer, 2 show girls and 2 showboys) with a photo option afterwards where the cast will pose with guests or you can really capture the whole Las Vegas feel,
Together, you sweep into the banquet hall under the “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign. Arm in arm, you stroll down the red carpet that can only signify a VIP affair.
The guest tables feature bold red napkins on white skirted tables sprinkled with poker confetti. Gold lame bows on each chair cover bring the glamour stakes high.
Guests found their way to their seat thanks to elegant vegas style place cards, and signs that name the tables after famous old Vegas casinos: The Golden Nugget, Binion’s Horseshoe, Jackie Gaughan, etc. Your guests will fall in love with the individual favours at their seat … Vegas chocolate bars personalized with the date of the wedding and the name of the bride and groom.
A scattering of coins and a mini slot machine on every table will give guests plenty to talk about while they wait for your big entrance, and disposable cameras will make sure you don’t miss a minute of your reception – even the bits you don’t see.
To leave no doubt that this was a wedding your centrepieces are glamourous yet traditional, and all infused with a touch of Vegas thanks to the casino finishing effects.
At the back of the room is a mini-casino area where guests can play a hand or two … all with the chips provided of course!
Background music will of course be Vegas themed too, featuring classics such as Ol’ Blue Eyes’ “Luck Be a Lady,” “The Lady is a Tramp,” and “Fly Me To The Moon,” Elvis’ “Viva Las Vegas,” Nat King Cole’s “I’m Shooting High,” and Ella’s “Ace In The Hole.”
A glamourous Las Vegas themed cake is provided with this evening for you and your guests to enjoy
We can do smaller packages and part themes but to create the whole las Vegas theme you might as well go for broke!
As you read, it sounded lovey. But. most of it was missing!
1. No red carpet
2. No overhead welcome to las vegas sign
3. No cameras
4. No cordless microphones.
5. Only 3 singers & dancers turned up
6. No stage or lighting, we could not see the show?
7.No Backround music.
8.No mini casion area? there was a deck of cards and a smaill tin of chips put onto a table out of view, after 11:30pm.
9. No mini slot machines on the tables or coins or poker confetti.
10. I was told we were not getting centre pieces as i organised my own flowers, so I spent alot of money buying my own centre pieces, but i was charged for my own centre pieces.
11. we got wedding favours chocolate bars for our guests, but again these were not given out, but were put onto a table out of sight, after 12am
12. The dj did do her best, but her hard drive with all the music on it was broke when we arrived, and we had to party to no up to date music
13. we were also charged €200 for table cloths that the HOTEL provided, and a pack of paper napkins..
14. we asked for a bottle of champaine, and were told no, the hotel ran out of most bottled beer by 10pm and we were told No when requested to buy them from the other bar in the same hotel.
We paid for a vegas style show with vegas singers and decorations, a full theme, we got no Stage, and no lighting, it should have been a 5pc show and the day of my wedding i was told there would be only three.(although we were prommised it)we could not see the singers or dancers, i can email you over photos of these, and my hair, if you would like to see. There was loads of things missing and loads of things that went wrong, the wedding planner basically told me that she employed someone to do the decorations and entertainment (vegas theme)and the things that went wrong were not her fault, and that i had to chace up the problems i had with the entertainers and try

September 6, 2011

Disturbing the Peace?

Filed under: Law & Ethics — admin @ 6:17 pm
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Jason L asked:


I admit it, I was out all night at the casino and I was going to just walk the 2 miles to the other casino but I got tired and stopped to sit down and fell asleep. I woke up with 5 or 6 firemen asking me questions and I explained to them I had just gotten out of the US Army and back to the states, I was just tired and didn’t mean to fall asleep, the called a cop and he came, I explained again my situation to him, he arrested me for Disturbing the Peace and booked me.
$330 bond out of jail.
Now in court should I plead guilty or not guilty?
I also take anti-depressants which I had run out of and that could have made me more tired than usual.
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I had honestly only fallen asleep in front of a business (was not open) and a fireman said he saw me from the road. I wasn’t on any drugs and I hadn’t drank anything in a while, I was polite and mannerful to the cop and the firemen (until their captain told me to have a nice day while I was getting in the back of the cop car, then I told him to go **** himself).
the time was midday, somewhere between 12 and 1 I started walking and between 2pm – 3pm the firemen awakened me.

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