NBA things that are unlikely to happen.
Karl Malone magically becoming a vampire and ******* the aids infected blood of Magic Johnson.
Lebron James shaking the hands of Kobe Bryant after a 4 game Lakers finals sweep.
Q-Rich staying in a city for more than a day.
People on Yahoo answers stop asking questions that involve Kobe and Lebron.
Michael Jordan tells the dealer at a Vegas casino that he is done with gambling for good.
The Clippers become the NBA’s next 3 peat dynasty.
Dwight Howard learns a refined post game
Wilt Chamberlain rises from the dead to sleep with 20,000 more women.
David Stern admits that he had a gun to his head when the Magic beat the Cavs stopping his Kobe-Lebron finals.
Big Baby Davis seeks counseling for the abuse suffered at the hands of KG.
The fans of the Knicks come to the reality that they will get neither James or Wade in 2010
Yao Ming plays a full season of Basketball
Phil Jackson gets really angry at Ron Artest for taking bad shots and burns all his Zen books
Tom Heinsohn will final admit that the Celtics do commit fouls and there is not a conspiracy against Boston.
Pao Gasol lets brother Marc Gasol dunk on him as a favor to mom.
Jameer Nelson learns to step up on guys who can make 3′s
Kobe admits he really doesn’t speak Italian and he only does it to attract ladies.
Isiah Thomas become the GM of the Grizzlies and leads them to the championship.
Jamacian Man doesn’t turn every question/answer into Dirk (Jamacian Man I have nothing but love for you. I respect that you admire Dirk)
I finally get back to work and stop messing around on Yahoo Answers everyday.
Mehmet Okur beats up Hedo Turkoglu in a street fight of who is the real Michael Jordan of Turkey
Shawn Bradley and Manute Bol play a game of one on one for the amusement of the Yahoo fans. Wow what laughs that would be.
The Following players lose over 50 pounds on the biggest loser – Stanley Roberts, Loy Vaught, Michael Sweetney, Oliver Miller, and Sean May
Allen Iverson stars on his own VH1 love reality show with all 30 NBA teams and the winning gets his worthless services. (but he still refuses to practice)
People on yahoo answers know who Michael Cage is without looking him up on Wikipedia or basketball reference.com
Gerald Wilkins, Dominique Wilkins, and Damien Wilkins star in the remake of my two dads. It is called why can’t my Uncle be my dad.
Brad Daugherty gets everyone who is watching nascar to switch over to the NBA on espn. (Kudos if you get this one)
Reggie Miller openly admits that his sister is a robot made from his own DNA.
Don Nelson and Mark Cuban come out and admit that all their problems stem from a sexual encounter they had during the 2003 western conference finals.
The executive brass of the Timberwolves admit that have no clue about basketball and admit drafting 16 PG’s was a mistake.
The Yahoo answers basketball section gets over run by Toronto Raptor fans who replace the Kobe-Lebron questions with Calderon-Paul questions.
Kareem will punch Andrew Bynum in the sack everytime he doesn’t listen to his advice.
Patrick Ewing will pour jars of his sweat on Dwight Howard to repell opposing team defenders.
Actually Cookie Man, do your research and check my profile to the questions I ask. Most of them have nothing to do with Kobe nor Lebron. RESEARCH BEFORE YOU ANSWER
Just checked Cookie man’s profile and notice that he nevers answers any question I ask or that we have a common question that we have both answered. So how could he make a blanket comment without any research.
For those who don’t know Brad Daugherty does Nascar commentary on ESPN and he used to be a former NBA player.
thanks for the feedback Big Rob is Back. I appreciate all people’s opinions